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“I’m sure you can finish it by five o’clock,
that’s why you get paid the big bucks.”

“Very nice Johnson, now can we get
on with the presentation?”

“For years I’ve been taking work home with me,
so starting today, I’m getting even!”

“If the boss comes by, tell him I’m out,
I don’t want to hear about those boring fish stories!”

“Sorry Wilson, we’re letting you go.
You just don’t seem to fit the company’s image.”

“Pre-Med!”

“Look daddy, I found a shower for George!”

“What do you mean, ‘I should live until
I’m eighty,’ I’m eighty-five now!”